When we last left Russ and Jared, it was starting to hit the fan in Lavalantula (2015). Poor Steve Guttenberg dealing with crazed fan, Patrick Renna, and our teenage afterthought characters were about to discover that lavalantulas can lay eggs inside you that will explode from your body. Listen to part 2 to hear about Russ’ worst nightmare coming true and find out what happens to the true hero, Pirate Jack!

Categories: Episodes


Jared marketizes software during the week and transforms into a cinephilic podcaster on the weekends. When he’s not working for The Man™, he can be found wandering around in the woods of Massachusetts, playing/listening to music, watching good movies (for a change), or cooking an elaborate meal that takes an unreasonable amount of time to prepare.