Russ and Jared are back with a first! The guys are getting into the body of “work” produced by famous POS, Steven Seagal, starting with Contract to Kill (2016), starring the aforementioned POS, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. This one is sure to be a wildly unrealistic violence-fest, y’all are in for a treat. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Unfortunately Russ and Jared aren’t here to talk about Total Recall, but the guys have the next best thing (cries in Arnold impersonation). That’s right, the full episode for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. How many tax evasion jokes will the fellas make? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned next week for a new Trailer Trash.
Russ and Jared are back with another alien adventure! This one looks downright silly, and the guys are almost looking forward to it (or at least what they imagine it might be in Prognostications). It’s time for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Welp, pack it up, Russ and Jared finally did it. They actually nailed the plot with their Trailer Trash prognostications! You’ll have to listen to find out, but let’s just say, this movie is as awesomely bad as the guys had hoped. They’re talking Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
How many times can the guys say “mindcage!”? It’s the new “geostorm!” Find out as Russ and Jared get into it with the trailer for Silence of the Lambs ripoff, Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Prognostications for this one are meta and off the rails, and hopefully the movie is just as unhinged. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
They did, y’all, they really did it. They managed to make Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs with blasters so uncool and boring, it truly boggles the mind. Russ and Jared are still confused about why the movie industry inflicted this upon us all, but the guys are breaking down 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
When did we get to the point where movies have to have long names? Like how did we get from “M” to “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”? A real question Russ and Jared want answers to, while getting back to good old fashioned short-titled movies with the trailer for 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Remember the halcyon days of college? When your roommate tried to kill your friends and become you? No? Well Russ and Jared are going back to college with The Roommate (2011), starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Ackles, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane, and Nina Dobrev. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
They’re doing it! Russ and Jared are finally fulfilling one of Russ’ dreams and doing what’s basically Single White Female! That’s right, it’s the trailer for The Roommate (2011), starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Ackles, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane, and Nina Dobrev. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Ever wonder what it’s like to work on power lines? Russ and Jared can’t possibly imagine that this is an accurate representation… but it’s all we’ve got to work with. That’s right, the guys are powering up to get through Life on the Line (2015), starring John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa, Gil Bellows, Julie Benz, Ryan Robbins, Ty Olsson, and Sharon Stone. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!