We could all use a little more magic in our lives, especially these days. Russ and Jared are sprinkling some extra magic dust on this episode and getting Arthurian with it for the trailer for Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
The guys are back, a little later than usual, but only because they’ve got such a fun, long episode for y’all! Russ and Jared are getting into indie banger (depending on how you interpret that), The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!
Russ and Jared are serving up another listener-requested abomination! This time, they’re getting back to fine indie cinema (like Clowntergeist), and tackling The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Russ and Jared are back with a doozy of an episode! The guys are in their wheelhouse with this awful flick about global terrorism (or something, nothing happens in the movie, hard to say). The guys are chatting up a storm about Contract to Kill (2016), starring Steven Seagal, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
Russ and Jared are back with a first! The guys are getting into the body of “work” produced by famous POS, Steven Seagal, starting with Contract to Kill (2016), starring the aforementioned POS, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. This one is sure to be a wildly unrealistic violence-fest, y’all are in for a treat. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Unfortunately Russ and Jared aren’t here to talk about Total Recall, but the guys have the next best thing (cries in Arnold impersonation). That’s right, the full episode for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. How many tax evasion jokes will the fellas make? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned next week for a new Trailer Trash.
Russ and Jared are back with another alien adventure! This one looks downright silly, and the guys are almost looking forward to it (or at least what they imagine it might be in Prognostications). It’s time for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Welp, pack it up, Russ and Jared finally did it. They actually nailed the plot with their Trailer Trash prognostications! You’ll have to listen to find out, but let’s just say, this movie is as awesomely bad as the guys had hoped. They’re talking Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
How many times can the guys say “mindcage!”? It’s the new “geostorm!” Find out as Russ and Jared get into it with the trailer for Silence of the Lambs ripoff, Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Prognostications for this one are meta and off the rails, and hopefully the movie is just as unhinged. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
They did, y’all, they really did it. They managed to make Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs with blasters so uncool and boring, it truly boggles the mind. Russ and Jared are still confused about why the movie industry inflicted this upon us all, but the guys are breaking down 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!