When we last left Russ and Jared, the movie had reached the halfway climax with Holly (Lara McDonnell) getting captured by Dom (Nonso Anozie) and taken to Fowl Manor, and Judi Dench and the fairies are trying to get her back. Artemis Fowl (2020) also stars Ferdia Shaw, Josh Gad, Colin Farrell, and has no redeeming qualities. Want to find out how prejudiced the Fowl family is against fairies and dwarves? Hang out the with guys and find out!
Jared marketizes software during the week and transforms into a cinephilic podcaster on the weekends. When he’s not working for The Man™, he can be found wandering around in the woods of Massachusetts, playing/listening to music, watching good movies (for a change), or cooking an elaborate meal that takes an unreasonable amount of time to prepare.