When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the fancy dinner that the king presides over while a minor brawl breaks out. The guys are wrapping up The King’s Daughter (2022), starring Kaya Scodelario, Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Pablo Schreiber, Ben Lloyd-Hughes, Fan Bingbing, and Crystal Clarke. Will Pierce Brosnan live forever? Will Jared learn that his mermaid noises don’t work well over Zoom? Will the mermaid do anything interesting? Doubtful all around, but find out in this thrilling conclusion!

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Jared marketizes software during the week and transforms into a cinephilic podcaster on the weekends. When he’s not working for The Man™, he can be found wandering around in the woods of Massachusetts, playing/listening to music, watching good movies (for a change), or cooking an elaborate meal that takes an unreasonable amount of time to prepare.