Russ and Jared are getting back to basics with this crappy horror movie based on expired intellectual property! That’s right, the guys are drinking the potion to enter Alice in Terrorland (2023), starring Lizzy Willis, Rula Lenska, Jon-Paul Gates, Steve Wraith, Lila Sarner, Rikki Kimpton, Nigel Troup, and Nikol Atanasova. Stay tuned for the fully abridged breakdown next week!
Jared
Jared marketizes software during the week and transforms into a cinephilic podcaster on the weekends. When he’s not working for The Man™, he can be found wandering around in the woods of Massachusetts, playing/listening to music, watching good movies (for a change), or cooking an elaborate meal that takes an unreasonable amount of time to prepare.