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If you think a Fast & Furious movie mixed with a fever dream Dungeons & Dragons game with Dame Judi Dench and Vin Diesel sounds like a good idea… you’re beyond saving. For the rest of us, join Russ and Jared as they talk about this dumpster fire, The Last Witch Hunter (2015), starring Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Rena Owen, Julie Engelbrecht, Isaach De Bankolé, and Michael Caine. And stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

How many witches does a witch hunter hunt if a witch hunter does hunt witches? Russ and Jared are no mathmologists, but the answer is obviously not enough! The guys are talking The Last Witch Hunter (2015), starring Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Rena Owen, Julie Engelbrecht, Isaach De Bankolé, and Michael Caine. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Might not be the prettiest episode the guys have done, but who are they trying to impress? You, dear listener, they’re always trying to impress you. Russ and Jared are back with the full breakdown of Uglies (2024), starring Joey King, Laverne Cox, Brianne Tju, Keith Powers, Chase Stokes, Charmin Lee, Jay DeVon Johnson, and Jan Luis Castellanos. Stay tuned for a new movie Trailer Trash next week!

Who are you calling ugly trash? Oh, not Russ and Jared? It’s just the title of the episode, you say? I wrote it, you say? Well… awkward… The guys are back with the Trailer Trash for Uglies (2024), starring best-friend-of-the-pod, Joey King, as well as Laverne Cox, Brianne Tju, Keith Powers, Chase Stokes, Charmin Lee, Jay DeVon Johnson, and Jan Luis Castellanos. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

You’ll never believe it… but the guys actually did get lost in the deep end, and time traveled back to hang with Marco Polo on the Silk Road last week… Pretty wild stuff, I’m sure it’ll come up in a future episode. Anyway… Russ and Jared are back on track! They’ve bargained with the water and have returned to you relatively unscathed, and only had to trade one listener to the depths to finish Night Swim (2024), starring Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon, Amélie Hoeferle, Gavin Warren, Jodi Long, Nancy Lenehan, Eddie Martinez, and Elijah J. Roberts.

Russ and Jared are 🎶 going on a night swim 🎶 this week! ITMT now with 100% more singing than usual! The guys are diving into the deep end for Night Swim (2024) starring Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon, Amélie Hoeferle, Gavin Warren, Jodi Long, Nancy Lenehan, Eddie Martinez, and Elijah J. Roberts. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared are back with the Labor Pains remake that no one asked for! It’s time for Kinda Pregnant (2025), starring Amy Schumer, Will Forte, Jillian Bell, Brianne Howey, Urzila Carlson, Lizze Broadway, Chris Geere, and Damon Wayans Jr. There are so few redeeming qualities to this movie that it’s kinda hard to believe that Netflix greenlit it, even Netflix! Tune in to hear the guys’ takes and stay tuned next week for an all-new Trailer Trash.

It’s not that Lindsay Lohan movie we already covered (Labor Pains, go check it out)… just almost exactly the same plot, now with even less humor or entertainment value! You guessed it, the guys are talking about the trailer for Kinda Pregnant (2025), starring Amy Schumer, Will Forte, Jillian Bell, Brianne Howey, Urzila Carlson, Lizze Broadway, Chris Geere, and Damon Wayans Jr. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Can you believe how many times they’re going to say the title in this movie? It’s time for Geostorm (2017)! Starring Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Wu, Andy Garcia, Ed Harris, Adepero Oduye, Amr Waked, Eugenio Derbez, and Talitha Eliana Bateman. The guys have a lot of fun with this cheesy disaster flick, and you can too! Watch out for climate change! It’s going to get all of us.

It’s not that other podcast, but Russ and Jared are finally covering cult-favorite, Geostorm (2017), starring Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Wu, Andy Garcia, Ed Harris, Adepero Oduye, Amr Waked, Eugenio Derbez, and Talitha Eliana Bateman! The guys are already having fun with the trailer, and stay tuned for the full episode next week!