Jared

The guys are here to cut their best friend Taylor a little slack, a nice reminder to be kind to people (even when they’re a bad actor). That’s right, Russ and Jared are coming in fast and safe like an Amtrak train to talk about Abduction (2011), starring the aforementioned Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Maria Bello, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Nyqvist, and Dermot Mulroney. Will we get to the train scene in part 1? Find out now (and if not, listen to part 2 for train talk)!

Russ and Jared are back with a new (old) thriller, starring best-friend-of-the-pod, Taylor Lautner! The guys are getting into Abduction (2011), starring the aforementioned heartthrob, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Maria Bello, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Nyqvist, and Dermot Mulroney (kinda). Tune in for the train talk, and stay tuned for the full breakdown (with even more trains) next week!

This one’s a prime example of when you’re way better off listening to ITMT instead of watching the movie. When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about Carnby’s apartment again and about to visit Bureau 713… The guys are wrapping up Alone in the Dark (2005), starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew Walker, Frank C. Turner, and Karin Konoval. Stay tuned for a new movie next week!

Happy Halloween from your friends at ITMT! Horror season is here and Russ and Jared are scaring up a good time with Alone in the Dark (2005), starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew Walker, Frank C. Turner, and Karin Konoval. You’ll never be truly alone in the dark as long as you’ve got Russ and Jared in your headphones. Stay spooky, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Spooky season is in full swing and Russ and Jared are scaring up another new movie, this time it’s a blast from the past! The guys are covering Alone in the Dark (2005), starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew Walker, Frank C. Turner, and Karin Konoval. The guys are at the peak of their Trailer Trash powers with this one, you won’t want to miss it. Stay tuned for the full breakdown of this video game-based good time next week!

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the impending moon base and a congressional sex party. Classic Thursday morning, amirite? The guys are here to put the final nail in the head of Accidental Love (2015), starring Jessica Biel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Paul Reubens, Kurt Fuller, and David Ramsey. Tune in for a new Trailer Trash next week!

It’s no accident, Russ and Jared are intentionally falling out of love as they dissect the abomination known as Accidental Love (2015), starring Jessica Biel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Paul Reubens, Kurt Fuller, and David Ramsey. This movie could have worked if it was 7 years earlier and had a completely different script… Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Russ and Jared are back with a new star-studded romantic comedy that sounds great on paper… and is awful on film. The guys are getting into Accidental Love (2015), starring Jessica Biel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Paul Reubens, Kurt Fuller, and David Ramsey (and a bunch of other guest stars). A young woman about to find happily ever after has her whole life derailed by the U.S. healthcare system when she unexpectedly gets a nail lodged in her brain. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about Tess sailing off into the sunrise/hurricane and it wasn’t looking good for our heroes. The guys are wrapping up Charlie St. Cloud (2010), starring Zac (Jack) Efron, Charlie Tahan, Amanda Crew, Ray Liotta, Kim Basinger, Donal Logue, and Dave Franco. If you’re worried this episode will be #2spooky4you, never fear! The ghosts are friendly and our hosts are here to hold you the whole way.

October is here, which means it’s spooky season for those who celebrate! Russ and Jared are kicking off the month in style with this fun movie about ghosts, communicating with them, and playing baseball next to a cemetery. It’s time for Charlie St. Cloud (2010), starring Zac (Jack) Efron, Charlie Tahan, Amanda Crew, Ray Liotta, Kim Basinger, Donal Logue, and Dave Franco. Tune in to find out what could possibly go wrong with a setup like that! And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.