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Russ and Jared are maybe flying too close to the sun on this one, meaning, it might actually be an enjoyable movie despite the terrible reviews. The guys are talking about the trailer for The Out-Laws (2023), starring Adam Devine, Nina Dobrev, best-friend-of-the-pod Pierce Brosnan, Ellen Barkin, Michael Rooker, Poorna Jagannathan, and lots of small roles for actors we love like Richard Kind, Julie Hagerty, Blake Anderson, Lauren Lapkus, and more! Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the bear hunt scene and how the mis-trusting brother is starting to come around on our hero. And with that, the guys are ready to wrap up Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Molly Ringwald, Rafael Petardi, Aleks Paunovic, James Gracie, Dmitry Chepovetsky, and Ashley St. George. You won’t want to miss how Keanu manages to get out of this jam (or does he?!?!)!

What’s the one place you never thought you’d visit? Is it Siberia? It’s gotta be Siberia. You’re in luck, you can virtually visit Siberia by listening to this episode about Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Molly Ringwald, Rafael Petardi, Aleks Paunovic, James Gracie, Dmitry Chepovetsky, and Ashley St. George. Is it a rom com? Is it an erotic thriller? Yes! Tune in to find out what even means, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.

Is it cold in here, or is it just this movie trailer? Russ and Jared are gearing up for winter with Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Molly Ringwald, Rafael Petardi, Aleks Paunovic, James Gracie, Dmitry Chepovetsky, and Ashley St. George. You won’t want to miss this one if you like diamonds, or laughing, or Keanu Reeves. And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

The guys are back and Russ is still cursed! He and Jared are here to stand and deliver the thrilling conclusion to The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. We last left the guys talking about how the titular stand in was getting released from rehab early. Tune in for more ITMT safety tips and to hear how this all wraps up!

Russ and Jared (or did they hire soundalikes?) are here with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. The guys are talking noisy movie theater candy, Fatal Attraction meets Toy Story, and the usual Fast Facts and Hollywood Pitches. Enjoy and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Russ and Jared haven’t just been standing around like a couple gibronis, they’ve been watching the trailer for The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. The Fan Service drought is over with a new email from Elizabeth/Chat GPT! Not only that, but the guys are doing some legendary prognosticating and Russ continues to mispronounce Saban. All that and more in the week’s episode, and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were about to start exploring some of the more interesting vampire mind control techniques our soon-to-be vampire queen can do. The guys are here to drive a stake into the heart of Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. You won’t have to stand in line for next week’s Trailer Trash, but you should set phasers (podcast apps?) to auto-download!

Bat! If only the titular vampires in this flick could turn into bats, lots of problems could have been solved. You got it, Russ and Jared are swooping into Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. The guys have plenty of Fast Facts and some on-point Hollywood Pitches! As always, stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.

Nothing screams “happy 4th of July” like vampires! So from the ITMT family to yours, have a blood-sucking good holiday if you’re in the US! Russ and Jared are biting off more than they can chew with the trailer for Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. Tune in for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!