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You know how everyone has been clamoring for horror movies of their favorite wholesome cartoon characters? Oh right, that’s not true… But somebody is making them anyway, and Russ and Jared have the perfect opportunity to chat about them. The guys are starting with The Mouse Trap (2024), starring Simon Phillips, Sophie McIntosh, Madeline Kelman, Ben Harris, Callum Sywyk, Mireille Gagné, Mackenzie Mills, James Laurin, and Kayleigh Styles. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared are back with this week’s breakdown! The guys are waxing poetic about what it means to be part of a union, any kind of union, as they talk about the schlock that is The Union (2024), starring Halle Berry, Mark Wahlberg, J.K. Simmons, Mike Colter, Jessica De Gouw, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Alice Lee, and Jackie Earle Haley. Stay tuned for another new movie Trailer Trash next week!

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Russ and Jared are here because they love you and want you to be happy. And what better way to achieve that than through a new Trailer Trash for an action-packed romantic comedy! The guys are talking about The Union (2024), starring Halle Berry, Mark Wahlberg, J.K. Simmons, Mike Colter, Jessica De Gouw, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Alice Lee, and Jackie Earle Haley. Stay tuned for the breakdown episode next week!

Russ and Jared are experimenting! Not with drugs (today), but with a new episode format! The guys are covering the whole dang movie in this one, it’s Trigger Warning (2024), starring Jessica Alba, Mark Webber, Anthony Michael Hall, Alejandro De Hoyos, Tone Bell, Jake Weary, Gabriel Basso, and Kaiwi Lyman. Give us your feedback, do you like a one-episode breakdown better than two? Stay tuned for a new movie Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are back with an all-new Trailer Trash! The guys are getting triggered by how awful this one looks, and only a small amount of star power to save them. It’s Trigger Warning (2024), starring Jessica Alba, Mark Webber, Anthony Michael Hall, Alejandro De Hoyos, Tone Bell, Jake Weary, Gabriel Basso, and Kaiwi Lyman. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared are still talking about shapes! When they left off in part 1, things were looking pretty positive for the Circlers, Mae’s parents were getting health insurance, and the political tide seemed to be turning in the company’s favor. That’s right, the guys are wrapping up The Circle (2017), starring Emma Watson, Tom Hanks, John Boyega, Ellar Coltrane, Glenne Headly, Bill Paxton, Karen Gillan, Patton Oswalt, and Beck. Stay tuned for an all-new movie Trailer Trash next week!

You know what’s not circling the drain? ITMT! Russ and Jared are barreling into 2025 with a terrible movie that feels all-too-real. It’s The Circle (2017), starring Emma Watson, Tom Hanks, John Boyega, Ellar Coltrane, Glenne Headly, Bill Paxton, Karen Gillan, Patton Oswalt, and Beck. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Time for a new movie, and this one has a stacked cast! Russ and Jared are taking on big tech with The Circle (2017), starring Emma Watson, Tom Hanks, John Boyega, Ellar Coltrane, Glenne Headly, Bill Paxton, Karen Gillan, Patton Oswalt, and oddly enough, Beck. Stay tuned for the full scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

Russ and Jared are back to wrap up this holiday rom com, Our Little Secret (2024), starring Lindsay Lohan, Ian Harding, Kristin Chenoweth, Jon Rudnitsky, Katie Baker, Jake Brennan, Dan Bucatinsky, Tim Meadows, Judy Reyes, Ash Santos, and Henry Czerny. Tune in for fun Lohan facts and more! And stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week.

It’s 2025 and things are totally different now! Just kidding, Russ and Jared are still coming at your ears every week as usual. The guys are breaking down Our Little Secret (2024), starring Lindsay Lohan, Ian Harding, Kristin Chenoweth, Jon Rudnitsky, Katie Baker, Jake Brennan, Dan Bucatinsky, Tim Meadows, Judy Reyes, Ash Santos, and Henry Czerny. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!