Nic Cage is back! Russ and Jared are doing their scene-by-scene breakdown of his latest straight-to-streaming flick, Jiu Jitsu (2020). On paper, this movie seems like it should be great. It’s got Nicolas Cage. It’s got aliens. It’s got martial arts (and Tony Jaa and Frank Grillo). It’s pretty much non-stop action. And yet… this is one of the most unwatchable movies the guys have covered so far.
Russ and Jared are back, covering far from the worst thing to happen last year, a straight-to-streaming film, Jiu Jitsu (2020). ITMT alum and fan favorite, Nicolas Cage, is back! Watch along with the guys as they dive into the trailer filled with soldiers, aliens, and martial arts. What could possibly go wrong? Can Tony Jaa, Marie Avgeropoulos, and Frank Grillo save this one?
Russ and Jared are back with their friends, Thaís and Brady from Worth Watching Once, to finish The Open House (2018). Halfway through, it’s thankfully time for this movie to accelerate and get to “the good part.” Time means nothing to Dylan Minnette (13 Reasons Why) and his mom, Piercey Dalton, and we all know content doesn’t sleep. Find out how it all ends in part 2!
Another special episodes with our friends from Worth Watching Once! The gang is diving into the scene-by-scene breakdown (ITMT-style) of The Open House (2018). Dylan Minnette, and his mom, Piercey Dalton, find themselves threatened by mysterious forces when they move into a new house. Except the house isn’t theirs, the forces aren’t that mysterious, and all the characters are pretty annoying.
This week is a very special Trailer Trash where Russ and Jared are joined by their friends from Worth Watching Once, Thaís and Brady! The whole gang is analyzing the trailer for The Open House (2018), a Netflix original film. In this one, forever teenager, Dylan Minnette (13 Reasons Why), and his mom, Piercey Dalton, find themselves threatened by mysterious forces when they move into a new house.
When we left Russ and Jared, Kate Hudson was abusing Kathy Bates in the hospital. And now they’re starting back up with a ruthless poem from Kate Hudson’s character to her boss, Steven Weber from Wings. What other surprises does A Little Bit of Heaven (2011) have in store? Will Kate Hudson end up with Gael García Bernal after all? Listen to part 2 to find out!
Russ and Jared promise you that this episode won’t be nearly as boring as A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)! In this flick, Kate Hudson goes to the doctor a lot, meets God, then falls in love with said doctor and pulls pranks with Peter Dinklage. Is it as good as it sounds? No, but also listen and find out for yourself!
This week, the guys are watching the trailer for A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)! A welcome addition to the ITMT canon for all you romantic comedy fans, this one stars Kate Hudson, Gael García Bernal, and Kathy Bates. Can the promised guest appearances from Whoopi Goldberg and Peter Dinklage save this one?
When we last left Russ and Jared, the movie had reached the halfway climax with Holly (Lara McDonnell) getting captured by Dom (Nonso Anozie) and taken to Fowl Manor, and Judi Dench and the fairies are trying to get her back. Artemis Fowl (2020) also stars Ferdia Shaw, Josh Gad, Colin Farrell, and has no redeeming qualities. Want to find out how prejudiced the Fowl family is against fairies and dwarves? Hang out the with guys and find out!
If you’re making a movie based on a book, how far can you reasonably stray from the source material and expect fans to enjoy it? Disney’s Artemis Fowl (2020) attempts to answer that question for Russ and Jared in this week’s episode. Join the guys on their adventure to the land of the fairies, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!