Jared

Happy (almost) Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate from your pals at ITMT! There’s the smell of romance and comedy in the air, and what better way to celebrate than with another bad movie? The guys are falling in and out of love with the trailer for Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, Wesley Kimmel, Tig Notaro, and Steve Zahn. Friends of the pod galore and a terrible premise, what’s not to love?! Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the prospect of bringing a human being back to life… and the terrible implications. No, they haven’t gone full mad scientist on y’all… yet! They’re wrapping up The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. Tune in for the thrilling conclusion to this unholy abomination, and stay tuned for a new movie next week!

Russ and Jared are back it, back to life, you might say. The guys are jumping head first into the Lazarus Pit (they wish) and talking about The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. This movie seems like it should be good on paper, great cast, interesting premise, smart people working on the script… and yet… it’s just the worst. Tune in to find out why, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

No no, it’s not lazy-Russ, it’s Lazarus! Russ and Jared are working hard to trash this horror trailer. The guys are talking about fan request, The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. Tune in for a breakdown of the trailer and to hear Russ and Jared Prognosticate, and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the movie next week!

Part 2 of part 1, you ask? Why yes! Russ and Jared are here to confuse and delight you! Blame Zack Snyder. That’s right, the guys are putting a laser sword (not to be confused with lightsaber™) through the heart of Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee.

Do you smell that? Don’t look at your dog, there’s a rebellion in the air! Russ and Jared are firing on all cylinders and rocketing into Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee. Tune in for Fast Facts, Hollywood Pitches, and plenty of banter about Zack “Slo-mo” Snyder and space fascism. And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

If you’ve been listening for a while, you know Russ and Jared love Star Wars. Well this ain’t it. The guys are covering the latest Zack Snyder abomination, Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee. If you like space and hate your free time, you’ll love this movie! But you should really just listen to the guys talk about it instead. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our hero, Thea, getting invited to a fancy new birthing class. What’s funnier than pretending to be pregnant? Almost everything. The guys are reaching full term as they finish Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville.

The boys are baffled! Russ and Jared have no idea who approved this script as they reflect on the birth of Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and maybe a pregnant pause or two! And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.

Russ and Jared are kicking off 2024 by doubling down on Lohan! The guys are trashing the trailer for an older flick of hers, Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville. This looks like it’s going to be a doozy, you don’t want to miss it! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.