Episodes

Have you ever wondered what you could do with a mermaid’s life force? Wonder no more! Russ and Jared are trashing the trailer for The King’s Daughter (2022), starring Kaya Scodelario, Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Pablo Schreiber, Ben Lloyd-Hughes, Fan Bingbing, and Crystal Clarke. This is looking like it’s in the running for new “the worst movie” the guys have talked about. Tune in to find out, and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

Russ and Jared are back to put the final stuffing nail… in the turkey coffin…? Whatever… Friendsgiving (2020)! A horrible movie starring Malin Akerman, Kat Dennings, Jack Donnelly, Aisha Tyler, Jane Seymour, Deon Cole, Ryan Hansen, River Butcher, and Chelsea Peretti. When we last left off in part 1, Abby and Lauren were hanging out in the baby’s room and discussing how to keep him alive. If you too want to find out baby alive making tips, listen to the episode!

If you’re in the US, hopefully you gobbled your turkeys and argued with your drunk Uncle (Druncle?) about some nonsense last week! Russ and Jared are back and well-rested to dive into Friendsgiving (2020), starring Malin Akerman, Kat Dennings, Jack Donnelly, Aisha Tyler, Jane Seymour, Deon Cole, Ryan Hansen, River Butcher, and Chelsea Peretti. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

To our listeners in the States who celebrate, happy Thanksgiving week from Russ and Jared and the rest of the ITMT crew! In honor of the holiday, the guys are talking about the trailer for Friendsgiving (2020). This one looks real bad, y’all, perfect to discuss with your loved ones around the dinner table! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were discussing how weird and awful the parents are as characters and Gerry Butts was lying to the police (inexplicably). The guys are racing to the finish of Last Seen Alive (2022), starring Gerard Butler, Jaimie Alexander, Russell Hornsby, Ethan Embry, and Michael Irby. Do you like sneaking around meth compounds? You’re in luck! That’s basically the rest of the movie. Tune in as the guys discuss this thrilling conclusion!

Russ and Jared were last seen alive in the most recent trailer trash episode… Are they gone forever? Nah! They’re back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of Last Seen Alive (2022), starring Gerard Butler, Jaimie Alexander, Russell Hornsby, Ethan Embry, and Michael Irby. How much time can you spend in a car? How much can you love your wife that hates you? Do they have the good snacks at that gas station? Tune in for the answers to some of these questions, and more!

Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer, featuring friend of the pod, Gerry Butts! The guys are covering the new Netflix original snoozefest, Last Seen Alive (2022), starring Gerard Butler, Jaimie Alexander, Russell Hornsby, Ethan Embry, and Michael Irby. Tune in for some very original and not-at-all referential prognostications from our movie-loving duo. And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown episodes next week!

When we last left off, Uncle Glenn died and our heroes torched their van. Back to walking in the forest (like the rest of the movie so far). Russ and Jared are here to wrap up The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. Will the guys make it out alive and with their tongues intact? Tune in to find out!

Shhhhhhhh… and listen! Russ and Jared can’t be silent about this one anymore. The guys are starting The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. For a movie about being quiet, there’s a lot more crappy dialogue than you’d expect. But you’ll never get crappy dialogue from our loquacious hosts! Tune in and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.

When the world is under attack from mysterious flying creatures, who do you want in your corner? Russ and Jared have your back, they promise. The guys are discussing this very possibility in this episode featuring the trailer for The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. It’s not a ripoff of A Quiet Place, for real! Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.