And we’re back! When we last left Russ and Jared, Nate Cooper was meeting new character, Cole Slawsen, and about to head out on a double date with the titular “hottie” and “nottie.” That’s right, the guys are bravely finishing The Hottie and the Nottie (2008).
Russ and Jared are working through one of the worst movies ever made and breaking it down for you, scene by scene, as only they can! The Hottie and the Nottie (2008) features Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, The Greg Wilson, Adam Kulbersh, and Johann Urb. This movie is crude, offensive, misogynistic, misanthropic, and somehow almost entertaining. Tune in to find out how that’s even possible, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Russ and Jared are to welcome the month of love with a new Trailer Trash! This time, the guys are discussing The Hottie and the Nottie (2008), starring Paris Hilton and Joel David Moore. Universally regarded as one of the worst films ever made, let’s see if it earns the ITMT stamp of disapproval. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the movie next week!
“Good time” Russ and Jared are back, on their way to Missouri with Damian/Mark/Eddie (not to be confused with official ITMT Fashion Consultant, Damian Markeddie). That’s right, the guys are finishing Self/less (2015), starring Ryan Reynolds, Ben Kingsley, Matthew Goode, Natalie Martinez, and Victor Garber. Thankfully this is the part of the movie when the action starts. Find out how it all ends!
Time for Russ and Jared to swap bodies and dive into Self/less (2015), starring Ryan Reynolds, Ben Kingsley, Matthew Goode, Natalie Martinez, and Victor Garber. The guys are spot on in this week’s Hollywood Pitch segment, they uncover some more of Donna Mint’s back story, and there’s more terrible accent work than should be allowed on the podcast. And fine, you got us, maybe Russ and Jared don’t have access to body switching tech… or maybe… just maybe… Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer, this time for sci-fi “thriller,” Self/less (2015), starring Ryan Reynolds, Ben Kingsley, Matthew Goode, Natalie Martinez, and Victor Garber. From the premise, this one sounds good… but it must be bad if it’s on ITMT. False hope abounds. The guys have a new Fan Service email, talk Prognostications, and more in this week’s episode!
Hard to believe Russ and Jared made it all the way to part 2, but it’s here! Time to finish what they started, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. When we last left the guys, Edward and Bella were finally just leaving their wedding to head to honeymoon in Brazil.
What’s in a name? That which we call a podcast, by any other name, no matter how many title colons and parts ones, would sound as sweet… right? Russ and Jared are back with the scene-by-scene breakdown of everyone’s favorite Romeo and Juliet retelling, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, Nikki Reed, and Jackson Rathbone. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
The boys are back for 2022 with a new Trailer Trash, now with even more title colons! Happy new year, y’all! And Russ and Jared are coming in hot with what y’all are craving, more Twilight. This time it’s The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011). Tune in to hear about the trailer and a new ITMT character… and then stay tuned for the full scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
When we last left Russ and Jared, they were just getting to the part of the movie where Uncle Jamie drops Aurelia off in the middle of nowhere by a basketball court, a true romantic gesture, before getting into a car accident. That’s right, the guys are finishing everyone’s favorite holiday movie, Love Actually (2003). Happy new year from the ITMT team and we’ll be back with new episodes in 2022!