This week, Russ and Jared are watching the trailer for Little Italy (2018), starring Hayden Christensen and Emma Roberts. For having such a star-studded cast, this cheesy romantic comedy is sure to be a huge disappointment. As they say in Little Italy (Canada), when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie… I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
It’s time for Robot Riot part 2! When we left Russ and Jared, General Dix had just explained to us the different types of robots, and we hope the suspense didn’t kill you waiting for this episode! Join the guys as they finish Robot Riot (2020), starring Sarah J. Bartholomew and Ryan Merriman. Happy New Year, hope you enjoy!
After last week’s trailer, Russ and Jared knew they were in for some trouble. But they couldn’t have predicted this movie would give them Jared’s new favorite nonsense villain, Jason Leyva’s semi-brilliant General Dix. Join the guys as they take on Robot Riot (2020), starring Sarah J. Bartholomew and Ryan Merriman.
First up is Robot Riot (2020), the (awesomely named) terrible movie about battling against an army of giant robots and an insane general in some abandoned town.
We’re back for part 2! At the end of the last episode Russ and Jared were just realizing things were going south for Jessica Biel. She’s on the run in the forest, the whole town is trying to find her, everyone’s upset, and everything is awful. You’re in for a treat with this one.
Just like some of you felt misled when Russ and Jared covered Force of Nature (not Forces of Nature), the guys felt pretty misled when they watched The Tall Man (2012), starring Jessica Biel.
When Russ and Jared left off, the new app, Jungle, had just been released to wild, immediate (and inexplicable) success. Now it’s a race to the bottom as all of the unlikeable characters compete to determine who’s the worst.
This movie has good actors in it like Noah Centineo (To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before), George Hamilton (not Columbo), and Nathan Gamble (The Dark Knight), and still manages to be the worst film Russ and Jared have covered so far. Swiped (2018) is a crime against people who like to enjoy movies.
It’s time for part 2 of Force of Nature! At the end of our last episode, Russ and Jared had both converted to be rooting for the “villains.” Our “heroes” just climbed up some scaffolding and David Zayas killed another perfectly good henchman.
Watching Mel Gibson’s antics (in movies and in real life) is usually fun, and Force of Nature delivers. Managing to be fast-paced, boring, and mildly offensive all at once, find out how our heros deal with a hurricane heist.