Episodes

First up is Robot Riot (2020), the (awesomely named) terrible movie about battling against an army of giant robots and an insane general in some abandoned town.

We’re back for part 2! At the end of the last episode Russ and Jared were just realizing things were going south for Jessica Biel. She’s on the run in the forest, the whole town is trying to find her, everyone’s upset, and everything is awful. You’re in for a treat with this one.

Just like some of you felt misled when Russ and Jared covered Force of Nature (not Forces of Nature), the guys felt pretty misled when they watched The Tall Man (2012), starring Jessica Biel.

When Russ and Jared left off, the new app, Jungle, had just been released to wild, immediate (and inexplicable) success. Now it’s a race to the bottom as all of the unlikeable characters compete to determine who’s the worst.

This movie has good actors in it like Noah Centineo (To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before), George Hamilton (not Columbo), and Nathan Gamble (The Dark Knight), and still manages to be the worst film Russ and Jared have covered so far. Swiped (2018) is a crime against people who like to enjoy movies.

It’s time for part 2 of Force of Nature! At the end of our last episode, Russ and Jared had both converted to be rooting for the “villains.” Our “heroes” just climbed up some scaffolding and David Zayas killed another perfectly good henchman.

Watching Mel Gibson’s antics (in movies and in real life) is usually fun, and Force of Nature delivers. Managing to be fast-paced, boring, and mildly offensive all at once, find out how our heros deal with a hurricane heist.

We’re back with part 2 of The Humanity Bureau! Russ and Jared left off talking about our gas station hero who (foolishly) sacrificed himself for Nicolas Cage. Will Nic Cage uncover the government plot? Will anyone get to go fishing at the dream lake? Most importantly, will they escape to Canada?

This week, Russ and Jared get a Nicolas Cage treat with The Humanity Bureau. In a dystopian future set in 2030 in the Midwest, the world is in a permanent state of economic recession and facing serious environmental problems as a result of global warming (feels an awful lot like 2020).

We’re back for part 2! Last time, Russ and Jared were just discussing how our heroes, Max and Frank, were finally becoming friends, and the baby panda had gotten himself kidnapped. Tune in to find out how much it costs to lease a panda from the Chinese government (and also what happens in the movie)!