Time for everyone’s favorite thing to poke holes in, time travel! Russ and Jared are thinking of better days gone by as they get into the trailer for Time Cut (2024), starring Madison Bailey, Antonia Gentry, Michael Shanks, Griffin Gluck, Megan Best, Samuel Braun, Sydney Sabiston, and Kataem O’Connor. There’s also not one, but two Fan Service emails this week! Stay tuned for the full episode next week.
Russ and Jared are back from their spring break and it’s right back to school with the guys as they try to join whatever clique will have them. It’s all about carefully classifying and organizing your schoolmates with Bratz (2007), starring Skyler Shaye, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning, Nathalia Ramos, Chelsea Kane, Anneliese van der Pol, Melise, Ian Nelson, and Jon Voight. Will the fellas win the talent show using their best bratitude? Tune in to find out, and stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
The guys may have had a little too much fun over the weekend, so there will be a slight delay in our full episode for Bratz (2007). But rather than leave you hanging, Russ and Jared are revisiting an all-time classic with their very first ITMT episode! Long-time listeners may remember fondly (or cringe accordingly) when the guys talk about The Last Days of American Crime (2020), starring Edgar Ramírez, Anna Brewster, Michael Pitt, Sean C. Michael, and Neels Clasen. Stay tuned for Bratz next week!
We know y’all have been clamoring for more movies based on toys, and Russ and Jared always deliver! The guys are getting into the trailer for fan-requested Bratz (2007), starring Skyler Shaye, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning, Nathalia Ramos, Chelsea Kane, Anneliese van der Pol, Melise, Ian Nelson, and Jon Voight for some reason. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Russ and Jared were lost, but found again, right in the sweet spot of horrible plot and writing, combined with mind-numbing action that doesn’t make any sense. The guys are going full apocalypse witch to cover In the Lost Lands (2025), starring Milla Jovovich, Dave Bautista, Arly Jover, Amara Okereke, Fraser James, Simon Lööf, Deirdre Mullins, and Sebastian Stankiewicz. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
Ever felt so lost that you wish there was some kind of apocalyptic event that rendered the whole world uninhabitable except one small city where you were bound to end up in forced labor and servitude to some overlord or patriarch of some church? No? Yeah, neither have Russ and Jared, but somebody thought it was a fun idea… The guys are trashing the trailer for In the Lost Lands (2025), starring Milla Jovovich, Dave Bautista, Arly Jover, Amara Okereke, Fraser James, Simon Lööf, Deirdre Mullins, and Sebastian Stankiewicz. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
If you’ve been missing Russ and Jared’s accent work lately, the guys have got an episode for you! It’s down and dirty southern country charm as the guys break down Forever My Girl (2018), starring Alex Roe, Jessica Rothe, Abby Ryder Fortson, Peter Cambor, Gillian Vigman, Tyler Riggs, John Benjamin Hickey, and Travis Tritt. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
Russ and Jared are back to tug on your heart (and guitar) strings! The guys are getting into sappy country music romance with Forever My Girl (2018), starring Alex Roe, Jessica Rothe, Abby Ryder Fortson, Peter Cambor, Gillian Vigman, Tyler Riggs, John Benjamin Hickey, and guest appearance from Travis Tritt. If you like a trailer that tells you the entire movie… you’re in luck! This one’s sure to have a plot that the guys can’t prognosticate. Stay tuned for the abridged breakdown next week!
What is time and space? A question Russ and Jared are wildly unequipped to answer, but they might take a stab anyway. This one’s got the guys thinking existentially as they get into Alice in Terrorland (2023), starring Lizzy Willis, Rula Lenska, Jon-Paul Gates, Steve Wraith, Lila Sarner, Rikki Kimpton, Nigel Troup, and Nikol Atanasova. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!
Russ and Jared are getting back to basics with this crappy horror movie based on expired intellectual property! That’s right, the guys are drinking the potion to enter Alice in Terrorland (2023), starring Lizzy Willis, Rula Lenska, Jon-Paul Gates, Steve Wraith, Lila Sarner, Rikki Kimpton, Nigel Troup, and Nikol Atanasova. Stay tuned for the fully abridged breakdown next week!