Episodes

If it feels like Russ and Jared have been talking about kings and evil wizards a lot lately… it’s because they have been! And it’s time to get even wizardier with the fully abridged breakdown for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007), starring Jason Statham, Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Brian White, and Mike Dopud. The guys can’t wait to tackle the sequels. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

If you hate movies with short names, you’re in luck! Russ and Jared are getting into the trailer for the Uwe Boll nightmare known as In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007), starring Jason Statham, Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Brian White, and Mike Dopud. How does a movie with a cast this stacked manage to be so bad? Tune in this week, and stay tuned for the full breakdown next week to find out!

Did you survive the week without getting dragged into an underwater abyss? Good, because Russ and Jared are back to dive headfirst into the full breakdown of The Devil’s Mouth (2026), starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, Nico Hiraga, Gavin Casalegno, Tommi Rose, Tayme Thapthimthong, Sahajak Boonthanakit, and Harrison Luna. Can a group of attractive vacationers outsmart a relentless predator in a flooded cave, or are we just watching rich kid shark bait? Tune in to find out, and stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!

AHHHH SHARK! …is what Russ and Jared would say if there was shark behind you while you’re listening to the podcast. But there’s almost assuredly not, so you can get right into listening to the episode about the trailer for The Devil’s Mouth (2026), starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, Nico Hiraga, Gavin Casalegno, Tommi Rose, Tayme Thapthimthong, Sahajak Boonthanakit, and Harrison Luna. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

You know those movies where every decision made seems like there’s nothing behind it? Like whatever is happening is purely in service of advancing the “plot” without consideration for how characters would feel or act or exist? This is one of those. Russ and Jared are breaking down Altered (2025), starring Tom Felton, Liza Bugulova, Aggy K. Adams, Richard Brake, and Igor Jijikine. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Are you having déjà vu? Russ and Jared feel like they’ve already seen this one (quick plug for their episodes on Uglies). The guys are getting into the trailer for Altered (2025), starring Tom Felton, Liza Bugulova, Aggy K. Adams, Richard Brake, and Igor Jijikine. You won’t want to miss the chaos that is the Prognostications segment on this one. And stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Do you believe in magic? Russ and Jared used to… until they watched this movie and any sense of wonder about the world left their bodies. But y’all get to enjoy the fruits of the demise of their hopes and dreams! It’s time to break down (in an abridged fashion) Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

We could all use a little more magic in our lives, especially these days. Russ and Jared are sprinkling some extra magic dust on this episode and getting Arthurian with it for the trailer for Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

The guys are back, a little later than usual, but only because they’ve got such a fun, long episode for y’all! Russ and Jared are getting into indie banger (depending on how you interpret that), The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are serving up another listener-requested abomination! This time, they’re getting back to fine indie cinema (like Clowntergeist), and tackling The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!