Episodes

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about how it’s time to harvest the inside-wheat from the weird field and wildly elaborate cave system the humans were somehow able to build… You guessed it! The guys are here to finish the Stephenie Meyer-inspired film, The Host (2013), starring Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, Jake Abel, Diane Kruger, William Hurt, Frances Fisher, and Chandler Canterbury. Lots of laughs to be had in this less-than-thrilling conclusion as things really go off the rails!

Russ and Jared are back for this week’s deep dive into The Host (2013), starring Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, Jake Abel, Diane Kruger, William Hurt, Frances Fisher, and Chandler Canterbury. This Stephenie Meyer novel-turned-film debacle does not disappoint when it comes to the amount of disappointments! Tune in for some excellent (if we do say so ourselves) Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and the scene-by-scene breakdown you crave!

What’s this?! A sneaky ITMT promo for Russ’ upcoming novel, HOST? Not quite, but kinda! Look for Russ’ book wherever you buy books soon (you won’t miss it, we’ll tell you)! And in the meantime, Russ and Jared will tell you all about this awful movie based on a Stephenie Meyer novel. It’s time for The Host (2013), starring Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, Jake Abel, Diane Kruger, William Hurt, Frances Fisher, and Chandler Canterbury. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown episodes next week!

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the hack job happening on our heroes’ fingers and what it takes to join the yakuza. The guys are finishing Netlfix’s noir “thriller,” The Outsider (2018), starring Jared Leto, Tadanobu Asano, Kippei Shîna, Shioli Kutsuna, Emile Hirsch, Nao Ômori, Min Tanaka, and Rory Cochrane. Tune in to learn the meaning of brotherhood and other sundry facts about life and love!

Critics panned it, but the people mostly liked it! That’s right, Russ and Jared are going full noir for The Outsider (2018), starring Jared Leto, Tadanobu Asano, Kippei Shîna, Shioli Kutsuna, Emile Hirsch, Nao Ômori, Min Tanaka, and Rory Cochrane. Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and scene breakdowns abound in this episode. And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Can you ever have too much Jared? Russ and Jared are about to find out! The guys are diving back tattoo first into the neo-noir trailer for The Outsider (2018), starring friend-of-the-pod, Jared Leto, as well as Tadanobu Asano, Kippei Shîna, Shioli Kutsuna, Emile Hirsch, Nao Ômori, Min Tanaka, and Rory Cochrane. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of this gritty gangster flick next week!

Russ and Jared are back from the bottom of the ocean to bring you part 2! The guys are sinking the remains of Fool’s Gold (2008), starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland, Alexis Dziena, Ewen Bremner, Ray Winstone, Kevin Hart, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Brian Hooks. When we last left off, nearly halfway through the movie, our “heroes” finally decide to go on a yacht adventure and start the actual plot! Tune in to find out if we’ll finally find the treasure!

If fools are what you’re after, look no further, we’ve got fools galore! That’s right, Russ and Jared are kicking off the scene-by-scene breakdown of Fool’s Gold (2008), starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland, Alexis Dziena, Ewen Bremner, Ray Winstone, Kevin Hart, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Brian Hooks. Tune in for your favorite segments like Hollywood Pitches and Fast Facts and more!

Alright, alright, alright! Russ and Jared are back with another Trailer Trash, this time from just before the start of the McConaissance, one of the last great crappy rom-coms of the pre-2010s. That’s right, the guys are talking about Fool’s Gold (2008), starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland, Alexis Dziena, Ewen Bremner, Ray Winstone, Kevin Hart, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Brian Hooks. Will there be gold? We know there’ll be fools aplenty!

Russ and Jared are back with part 2 of The Last Thing He Wanted (2020), starring Anne Hathaway, Ben Affleck, Willem Dafoe, Rosie Perez, Edi Gathegi, and Toby Jones. Join the guys as they unpack the movie’s “explosive” second half! They’ll explore the characters’ shifting allegiances, debate the film’s semi-ambiguous ending, wonder why Rosie Perez isn’t in more things, and attempt to fix this snoozefest.