This week Russ and Jared are diving head first into the abyss that is Hard Kill (2020), starring Bruce Willis, Eva Marie, Lala Kent, Jesse Metcalfe, Sergio Rizzuto, and Texas Battle. Jared is adorned in his finest Bruce Willis billionaire scarf (courtesy of Thaís), Russ is angrier than ever about the decline of John McClane’s career, and the guys argue about whether or not this is the new worst movie they’ve done.
Hard Kill (2020) is a coincidentally similarly named movie to Die Hard also starring Bruce Willis (and also Eva Marie, Lala Kent, Jesse Metcalfe, Sergio Rizzuto, and Texas Battle. In this episode, Jared solicits recipes from the listeners, the fellas discuss pro wrestling, and they estimate how much Bruce Willis will actually be in this one.
Russ and Jared are wrapping up White Noise (2005), starring Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Ian McNeice, and Mike Dopud. Where we left off in part 1, Ian McNeice was explaining to Michael Keaton that not all static ghosts are friendly. Will Michael Keaton solve the mystery of what’s going on with his ghost wife? Will Michael Keaton’s son finally get to have a catch with a loving father?
This week, Russ and Jared are getting into White Noise (2005)! Starring Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Ian McNeice, and Mike Dopud, this movie’s got it all: Batman, spooky ghosts, and children just wanting to be loved by their dads. This week the guys also do their most in-depth Fast Facts yet!
Russ and Jared are back with their favorite kind of trailer, the kind that tells you almost nothing about the plot of the movie. They’re settling in for White Noise (2005), another movie Jared has seen (and forgotten), and starring Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Ian McNeice, and Mike Dopud. Tune in to hear the guys reminisce about early 2000s special effects and tear this trailer apart!
When we left Russ and Jared, the guys weren’t even quite halfway into fan-favorite romantic comedy, The Perfect Man (2005). Will Mike O’Malley get a date? Will Caroline Rhea be in the movie again? Will Heather Locklear finally find love? Will Hilary Duff end up on To Catch a Predator because of Ben Feldman? Find out in part 2. Then again, you can’t beat the Mona Lisa!
It’s time for Russ and Jared to discover what it means to be The Perfect Man (2005)! Starring Caroline Rhea (if you ask Jared), Heather Locklear, Hilary Duff, and Ben Feldman, this movie asks the question that’s always on all of our minds: what would happen if Hilary Duff successfully catfished Heather Locklear? For the answer, you’ll have to tune in to this week’s episode!
Russ and Jared are back with a romantic comedy this week, The Perfect Man (2005)! Starring Heather Locklear, Hilary Duff, and Ben Feldman, this film is sure to be The Perfect Movie. It’s a tale as old as time: mother moves her daughters every time she has a bad breakup, daughter decides to create a fake perfect boyfriend, and hijinks ensue.
When we last left Russ and Jared, they were just about to start figuring out how the aliens work. Hint: it’s exactly as electric and arbitrary as you assumed. The movie still hasn’t told anyone what the female characters’ names are, the greasy entrepreneurs are questioning whether they’re the lone survivors, and shenanigans are about to ensue.
Russ and Jared are back with another sci-fi action film, The Darkest Hour (2011)! This one stars ITMT fave, Emile Hirsch, alongside Max Minghella, Olivia Thirlby, and Rachael Taylor. What would you do if you were at a Moscow nightclub with your business partner, chatting up some fellow Americans, when out of nowhere, electric aliens attack and massacre everyone around you?