This week, Russ and Jared are talking about a vengeful barbarian warrior who sets off to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy. And besides Jared’s backstory, they’re also talking about Conan the Barbarian (2011), starring Jason Momoa, Ron Perlman, Stephen Lang, and Rose McGowan. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
It’s time for a reboot! This week, Russ and Jared are getting into the trailer for Conan the Barbarian (2011). What was promised to be a new story and retelling actually seems like the same story with some minor tweaks. But at least we can all enjoy the handsome Jason Momoa, the dynamic Rose McGowan, and the terminally evil Stephen Lang. Will expectations be set appropriately by the trailer? Or are the guys going to need more mead?
When we last left Russ and Jared, the heroes of Hungerford (2014) had just thrown a person away in the trash. Some heroes they are! Will there be consequences for Drew Casson, Georgia Bradley, or Tom Scarlett? Will the alien brain slugs get their own justice? Will Russ and Jared do British accents? Hopefully not that one, but you’ll find out in part 2!
Just like in the movie, Russ and Jared’s lives have been turned upside down after their homes were taken over by the sinister forces responsible for this cinematic catastrophe. Join the guys as they cover Hungerford (2014) with bottom-of-the-billing, but top-of-our-hearts Sam Carter, and also the actual stars, Drew Casson, Georgia Bradley, and Tom Scarlett. Listen to this found footage fun fest!
Another week, another entry into the film canon that we didn’t know we didn’t need! Russ and Jared are diving into the trailer for Hungerford (2014). Starring Drew Casson, Georgia Bradley, and Sam Carter, this found footage horror film is bound to be a fun ride. Watch the trailer along with the guys!
When we last left Russ and Jared, it was starting to hit the fan in Lavalantula (2015). Poor Steve Guttenberg dealing with crazed fan, Patrick Renna, and our teenage afterthought characters were about to discover that lavalantulas can lay eggs inside you that will explode from your body. Listen to part 2 to hear about Russ’ worst nightmare coming true and find out what happens to the true hero, Pirate Jack!
It’s worse than they thought. Russ and Jared were excited for this week’s Police Academy reunion–aka Lavalantula (2015), but unfortunately there was too much Patrick Renna and not enough Michael Winslow. Also starring Steve Guttenberg (the Gutes! the Goots?!), Marion Ramsey, Nia Peeples, and thousands of fire-spitting CGI lavalantulas, the fellas were at least entertained by TV-14 gore. Is this movie smarter Russ and Jared think? No, no it’s not.
Russ and Jared are excited for this week’s trailer, they’re watching Police Academy 8–aka Lavalantula (2015)! Starring Steve Guttenberg (the Gutes!), Michael Winslow, Marion Ramsey, Nia Peeples, and Patrick Renna, it won’t be the cast that disappoints. Leave it to the script. Join the guys this week for Trailer Trash and a mysterious Fan Service segment!
Russ and Jared left off with maybe the best scene in this movie, the bar fight. But now they’re back to pick up the pieces and finish Leap Year (2010)! Is John Lithgow really a bad father to Amy Adams? Does Matthew Goode make a habit of murdering chickens? You’ll find out in this week’s episode!
Didn’t get enough poorly imitated Irish accents at St. Patrick’s Day last week? You’re in luck! Thankfully Russ and Jared spare us their own accent work, but Matthew Goode did not have that foresight in Leap Year (2010). Also starring Amy Adams and (sort of) Adam Scott, the best thing about this movie is the scenery.