When we last left Russ and Jared, it was starting to hit the fan in Lavalantula (2015). Poor Steve Guttenberg dealing with crazed fan, Patrick Renna, and our teenage afterthought characters were about to discover that lavalantulas can lay eggs inside you that will explode from your body. Listen to part 2 to hear about Russ’ worst nightmare coming true and find out what happens to the true hero, Pirate Jack!
It’s worse than they thought. Russ and Jared were excited for this week’s Police Academy reunion–aka Lavalantula (2015), but unfortunately there was too much Patrick Renna and not enough Michael Winslow. Also starring Steve Guttenberg (the Gutes! the Goots?!), Marion Ramsey, Nia Peeples, and thousands of fire-spitting CGI lavalantulas, the fellas were at least entertained by TV-14 gore. Is this movie smarter Russ and Jared think? No, no it’s not.
Russ and Jared are excited for this week’s trailer, they’re watching Police Academy 8–aka Lavalantula (2015)! Starring Steve Guttenberg (the Gutes!), Michael Winslow, Marion Ramsey, Nia Peeples, and Patrick Renna, it won’t be the cast that disappoints. Leave it to the script. Join the guys this week for Trailer Trash and a mysterious Fan Service segment!
Russ and Jared left off with maybe the best scene in this movie, the bar fight. But now they’re back to pick up the pieces and finish Leap Year (2010)! Is John Lithgow really a bad father to Amy Adams? Does Matthew Goode make a habit of murdering chickens? You’ll find out in this week’s episode!
Didn’t get enough poorly imitated Irish accents at St. Patrick’s Day last week? You’re in luck! Thankfully Russ and Jared spare us their own accent work, but Matthew Goode did not have that foresight in Leap Year (2010). Also starring Amy Adams and (sort of) Adam Scott, the best thing about this movie is the scenery.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day Eve from Russ and Jared! This week, the guys are going to Ireland, at least virtually, with romantic comedy, Leap Year (2010). How could a movie with Amy Adams, Adam Scott, John Lithgow, Kaitlin Olson, and Matthew Goode (I guess…) be this bad? Find out as Russ and Jared dive into the trailer in this week’s episode! Stay tuned for the full episodes next week.
It’s part 2 of Kill Chain (2019)! When we last left Russ and Jared, they were just getting back to the beginning of the movie, and finally Nic Cage comes back. Is this the podcast where the guys finally lose their marbles? Who is the lady in red? Do we ever get more information about the “very bad woman”? Find out in today’s episode!
Join Russ and Jared this week as they dive into this Nicolas Cage needs-a-paycheck thriller, Kill Chain (2019)! “Three strangers’ lives are inevitably entangled in a conflict none of them are prepared for.” And it’s not Harry Potter! This flick also features Enrico Colantoni, Annabelle Acosta, Ryan Kwanten, Angie Cepeda, and lots of other people.
This week, Trailer Trash returns with a movie that actually has a trailer! And also returning is ITMT favorite, Nicolas Cage, the star of Kill Chain (2019). Russ and Jared read some hate mail in Fan Service, share their concerns that this movie might be too good for them, and rip into the trailer for this star studded (?) action thriller.
First and foremost, RIP to the goodest boy, Sammy, the true hero of Clowntergeist (2017) who was cruelly murdered in part 1. In part 2, Russ and Jared examine the origins of the clowntergeist and the many things about this movie that make no sense. Will Emma and her friends live to see another regular clown? Find out in the thrilling conclusion!